Monday, July 13, 2009

Episode 5: Chili Dawg

Yo, check it. In the continuing adventures of the main characters (Tim and Robby), they contemplate positive feedback, nick nick nick nick nick nick nick, grumpy munchkins, dutch rudders, and double reverse opposite inverted cowgirl. Enjoy... or not.

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Better when spicy...

We got GAME ON! Here
but here's the ones we read:
Tea bag (ROB KNEW IT)- As you are sitting on a girl's face, repeatedly dip your scrotum in and out of her mouth, similar to a tea bag in a cup of hot water. An old favorite.

Hot Lunch - While receiving head from a woman, you shit on her chest. (a.k.a. the Cleveland Steamer)

The Stranger(ROB KNEW IT) - Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

Donkey Punch (ROB KNEW IT)- Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head. This gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up.

The Flying Camel - A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself without using your arms to prop yourself up. You then to flap your arms and let out a long, shrieking howl. Strictly a class move.

The Rear Admiral - An absolute blast. When getting a chick from behind (with both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab onto anything when she is bent over. Then, drive your hips into her backside so that the momentum pushes her forward. The goal is to push her into a wall or table, or have her trip and fall on her face. You attain the status of Admiral when you can push her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips.

The Snowmobile - When plugging a girl while she's on all fours, reach around and sweep out her arms so she falls on her face.
Stuffucking- The act of "stuffing in" your limp, helpless member in hopes of getting it up. Potential causes: you're too drunk or she's too ugly. (see also; Fugly)
The Chili Dog - You take a dump on the girl's chest and then titty fuck her.

The Screwnicorn -When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn.

The Houdini - this maneuver is accomplished while going at it doggy style. As you feel you are about to cum, you pull out and spit on the small of her back (making her think you've finished...). It's at the point when she turns around when *BAM!* You bust your load in her face (in the eye if you've got proper aiming techniques down.) Also known as the Doug Hennings and the David Copperfield.

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