Episode 7: Vanetcha

Yo, check it. In the continuing adventures of the main characters (Tim and Robby), they are reunited and oh boy does it feel so good. This time the two of them together contemplate nick shows part 2, Jo Jonas, whoever he is, A's, B's, C's, D's, and DD's, also a special guest stops by to drop some mad rhymes. Oh yeah Robby talks about jacking it a lot also. Enjoy...or not. Whateva

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EPISODE 7: VANETCHA

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GAME ON!

2 GUYS, 1 CUPsize

To play alone at home, please look at the pictures below of the celebrities and guess their bra sizes. 1 point if you get the letter right, an additional 2 points if you get the number right. Hint: the numbers are even and range from 32-38. Listen to the podcast for the correct answers...or not.
Britney Spears
Ashley Tisdale

Vanessa Hudgens
Selena Gomez
Miley Cyrus
Hannah MontanaMegan FoxSoleil Moon Frye (before)Soleil Moon Frye (after)Nicole RichieParis Hilton

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Episode 6: Moonglide

Yo, check it. In the continuing adventures of the main characters (Tim and Robby), they pull out their moonglide, lather up and prepare for a threeway. Tim and Robby are joined by Comedian PETE MOON and together they contemplate Jon's Bling, the Little Mermaid, and gaps, tons of gaps. Oh yeah. Enjoy... or not.

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Episode 6: Moonglide

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ALSO CHECK OUT ROBBY'S BLOG:

http://itsokaykids.tumblr.com/

HERE'S THE PROOF:

(pics taken by Pete Moon as proof that he was actually with us)

LOOK FOR VIDEO OF PETE MOON COMING SOON!

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Suicide Bomber Dog

We found the video that we were talking about in Episode 5
Enjoy:

Episode 5: Chili Dawg

Yo, check it. In the continuing adventures of the main characters (Tim and Robby), they contemplate positive feedback, nick nick nick nick nick nick nick, grumpy munchkins, dutch rudders, and double reverse opposite inverted cowgirl. Enjoy... or not.

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Episode 5: Chili Dawg

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BARFFFFFF!!!!

Better when spicy...

We got GAME ON! Here

but here's the ones we read:

Tea bag (ROB KNEW IT)- As you are sitting on a girl's face, repeatedly dip your scrotum in and out of her mouth, similar to a tea bag in a cup of hot water. An old favorite.

Hot Lunch - While receiving head from a woman, you shit on her chest. (a.k.a. the Cleveland Steamer)

The Stranger(ROB KNEW IT) - Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone else.

Donkey Punch (ROB KNEW IT)- Banging a girl doggy style and then moments before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her in the back of the head. This gives a tremendous sensation, but for it to work correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that her asshole tightens up.

The Flying Camel - A personal favorite. As she is lying on her back and you are hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself without using your arms to prop yourself up. You then to flap your arms and let out a long, shrieking howl. Strictly a class move.

The Rear Admiral - An absolute blast. When getting a chick from behind (with both partners standing), make sure you don't let her grab onto anything when she is bent over. Then, drive your hips into her backside so that the momentum pushes her forward. The goal is to push her into a wall or table, or have her trip and fall on her face. You attain the status of Admiral when you can push her around the room without crashing into anything and not using your hands to grab onto her hips.

The Snowmobile - When plugging a girl while she's on all fours, reach around and sweep out her arms so she falls on her face.

Stuffucking- The act of "stuffing in" your limp, helpless member in hopes of getting it up. Potential causes: you're too drunk or she's too ugly. (see also; Fugly)

The Chili Dog - You take a dump on the girl's chest and then titty fuck her.

The Screwnicorn -When a dyke puts her strap-on dildo on her forehead and proceeds to go at her partner like a crazed unicorn.

The Houdini - this maneuver is accomplished while going at it doggy style. As you feel you are about to cum, you pull out and spit on the small of her back (making her think you've finished...). It's at the point when she turns around when *BAM!* You bust your load in her face (in the eye if you've got proper aiming techniques down.) Also known as the Doug Hennings and the David Copperfield.

Episode 4: Red Rocket

Yo, check it. In the continuing adventures of the main characters (Tim and Robby), they contemplate (Hat)e-mail, Game On, bad impressions and even worst puns. Oh Yeah! Dog wee-wees too! Tim has nothing but regrets and Rob has nothing but fowl, violent, hate filled retorts. Enjoy!

EPISODE 4: RED ROCKET

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Hey look, it is us in our "studio":

Click HERE to see the video Tim mentioned that he can not remember what it is right now so once he does we will link it.

HEY I REMEMBERED:

Click HERE to see Niki/Nick's dumb video we referenced in episode 4

Also check out the Game On! on the previous post.

BTW WE TALKED ABOUT THIS A COUPLE EPISODES AGO:

WATCH AND LOVE IT

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Preview: Episode 4

Yo check it.

I thought I put up a little preview for the episode we are gonna record tomorrow. Shhh don't tell Rob, but I'm putting up the Game for episode 4 so you can play along. See how you do compared to Rob and listen to find out the answers. Look for Episode 4 on Wednesday and if you want to get your (hat)E-Mails read on air, send them in before tomorrow night at shutuptimpodcast@gmail.com. Have Fun.

or not. whateva

GAME ON:

The Whore-a, The Horror

Pick which Horror film the actresses below were in.

1) Jennifer Aniston:

a) The Fly

b) The Leprechaun

c) Demonic Toys

D) Childs Play

2) Katherine Heigel:

A) Nightmare on Elm Street 2

B) Friday the 13th 2

C) Scream 2

D) Bride of Chucky

3) Charlize Theron

A) Prom Night

B) Children of the Corn 3

C) Ghoulies 3

D) They Live

4) Jamie Lee Curtis

A) Halloween

B) Poltergeist

C) The Hills Have Eyes

D) Candyman

5) Demi Moore-Willis-Kutcher

A) Munchies

B) Parasite

C) The Hitcher

D) Halloween 4

6) Michelle Williams

A) Species

B) Childs Play 3

C) Jason X

D) Jaws: The Revenge

7) Phoebe Cates

A) Psycho 2

B) Evil Dead 2

C) Gremlins

D) Troll

8) Eliza Dushku

A) Sole Survivors

B) Urban Legends

C) The Grudge

D) The Ring

9) Elisha Cuthbert

A) The House on Haunted Hill

B) House of Wax

C) Children of the Corn 4

D) Scary Movie 2

10) Shannon Elizabeth

A) 13 Ghosts

B) Jack Frost

C) Scary Movie

D) Cursed

Just an excuse to put some skin on this blog

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Episode 3: a NOBODY is listening

Yo, check it. In the continuing adventures of the main characters (Tim and Robby), they contemplate the dead king of pop and the deader king of the pitch. Also to all the nobodies listening... Be a SOMEBODY! Cause your a nobody till SOMEBODY loves you and frankly Tim only really likes you and Robby says go Fuck yourself. Listen and Enjoy... if you dare.

Episode 3: a NOBODY is listening

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